Bicycles love poems

[Squirrel_Girl]

Bicycles: because love requires trust and balance

http://www.harpercollins.com/books/9780061726453/Bicycles/index.aspx

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[Dirt]

My personal fave:

Here I sit,
Broken hearted,
Tried to draft,
But Tuba farted.

;)

Dirt

PS: I'd like to formally apologize for this post. I know it is the lowest form of humor.

[DKEG]

My personal fave:

Here I sit,
Broken hearted,
Tried to draft,
But Tuba farted.

;)

Dirt

PS: I'd like to formally apologize for this post. I know it is the lowest form of humor.

Fart jokes are always funny :thumbsup:

[BottomBraket]

How'd we from Bicycles love poems to farts love poems?

The Canterbury Tales
By Geoffrey Chaucer

THE MILLER'S TALE
...
This Alison replied: "Now who is there?
And who knocks so? I'll warrant it's a thief."
"Why no," quoth he, "God knows, my sweet roseleaf,
I am your Absalom, my own darling!
Of gold," quoth he, "I have brought you a ring;
My mother gave it me, as I'll be saved;
Fine gold it is, and it is well engraved;
This will I give you for another kiss."
This Nicholas had risen for a piss,
And thought that it would carry on the jape
To have his arse kissed by this jack-a-nape.
And so he opened window hastily,
And put his arse out thereat, quietly,
Over the buttocks, showing the whole bum;
And thereto said this clerk, this Absalom,
"O speak, sweet bird, I know not where thou art."
This Nicholas just then let fly a fart
As loud as it had been a thunder-clap,
And well-nigh blinded Absalom, poor chap;
But he was ready with his iron hot
And Nicholas right in the arse he got.
Off went the skin a hand's-breadth broad, about,
The coulter burned his bottom so, throughout,
That for the pain he thought that he should die.
...